Well FML …
I heard on the radio today that a study showed that people who drink coffee have more sex and enjoy it more. Boy did I get the short end of that statistic.
“Requiem For A Tower” Makes Everything Epic of the Day: Epic Frog.
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Inner Filter, Check
So I am a first year teacher and school starts Tuesday and I took a trip to my local scratch and dent store to see if I could grab any of the things I still need for my classroom cheep. All well and good, and they had a few things on my list and I was able to pick up a few non-essentials for my apartment. I go to check out and the girl at the cash register is having some trouble. Having once been a cashier, I make polite conversation that she can auto response to and concentrate on her job. Her boss walks up behind her and appears to be waiting for her to do something and she is getting nervous so I search my mind for something to say and the words that nearly pass my lips are “Just a little back to school shopping,” An innocent statement on the whole, unless you have just rang up what was in my basket: a ream of white printer paper, a couple spiral notebooks, a box of cookies, a bag of pretzels, a roll of duct tape, a pair of scissors and a set of kitchen knives. In the adorable little town I live in with her manager standing behind her, I might have been reported, or goddess forbid arrested, for that statement. Here’s to a teacher’s Inner Filter!
"When somebody says, “I don’t think women should be raped for wearing short skirts, but what do they expect when they do go out like that?” what you are actually saying is that if a woman in a short skirt is raped, you will be less likely to hold her rapist culpable. Which makes a woman in a short skirt really appealing to a rapist. That’s something that you did. That’s not something the woman in the short skirt did, or something the rapist did. You made that woman a more comfortable target by making it clear that if she got raped, you would be less upset about it, less willing to see the rapist go to jail, less willing to support the woman."
Harriet J (via mollix)
(Source: bitterbuffalo)
A while ago in my AP Chemistry class, this one annoying kid and my friend were having a weird argument about who was better. The annoying kid said, “Well, at least I have a girlfriend!” to which I responded, “Whatever. Your girlfriend has 67 protons.” In response, the entire class, including the teacher, turned their heads to look at the periodic table on the wall. The element with 67 protons is holmium, with the chemical symbol “Ho.” My teacher was the first to laugh.
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Dude,
srsly.
Fuck
Need this on my blog.
This..omg.
Fucking WIN.
that- So smart.
Oh my god, can I marry this person?
I can’t because polygamy isn’t legal in Australia?
Oh well. Still awesome.
SO MUCH WIN
can i please marry that guy
WIN. OH MY GOD.
I want to have this person’s babys.
(Source: mywordsremainsilent)
"Even if all fat people are the way they are due to their bad choices, even if every single fat person is unhealthy, that does not justify sub-standard treatment. How can the health of strangers possibly inspire such vitriol? If you remain convinced that others’ bodies are your business and people must justify their existence to you, perhaps you should consider the possibility that you are an arsehole."
Frances Lockie (via friendlyneighborhoodcurmudgeon)
(Source: goforthandagitate)
